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It’s pretty obvious that Mo Rivera is a straight-up classy dude. He’s also aged well, beginning as a novice starter, and morphing into an established closer, if you know what I mean. And this picture oozes machismo, no? Power khakis, power belt, power polo. Wind-up wrist watch. Oh-bay-bee.
So Mariano, I know your voice isn’t working so well. You had that surgery, and we’re all so happy you’re doing well. Allow me to play wing man here.
Any ladies want a dance with the relief Romeo? Step right up.