Logan Morrison Sets Record for Number of Entendres

The bespectacled reader is assuredly familiar with that phenomenon known as the double entendre. Fewer, but still a sizeable portion, of the readership will have a working knowledge of the single entendre, utilized most recently/notably by Dirty Southerner Lil’ Wayne. In addition to these two, my grandfather claims to have once encountered, when he was serving in the Philippines, an instance of triple entendre — although he admits readily that it could’ve just been something on his glasses.

For all that, though, there have been no instances recorded by modern man of however many entendres Logan Morrison was able to capture in a single tweet this past Thursday. Scientists, in conjunction with the ghost of Milton Berle, are working round the clock to determine the specific number, but the general consensus is that Morrison’s tweet contains no fewer than four — and perhaps as many as seven — entendres.

It’s truly a shining moment, I think we can all agree, both for humans and sexy sex jokes.