Josh Womack, Gandalf of Bats

Survey Josh Womack’s professional baseball career, and you come away impressed merely to the extent that he had a professional baseball career. That’s to say, Womack’s bestowals on the diamond are somewhat forgettable. What’s not forgettable is the abracadabra-sorcery-jinx-necromancy that Mr. Womack can perform with a maple stick …

Bewitchment! Pointy hat, gnarled oaken staff and flowing purple robe festooned with astral designs!