John Michaelson Selected Finnish Baseball Alumnus of Week
September 17, 2014
HELSINKI — For the 4,836th consecutive week — and despite having been deceased for nearly 50 years — former major-league right-hander John Michaelson has been selected as the Finnish national baseball team’s alumnus of the week.
A native of Taivalkoski in the Northern Ostrobothnia region of Finland, Michaelson emigrated to the United States at a young age and faced 11 batters with the White Sox in 1921 — or, roughly an infinite percent more than any other Finnish person has ever done. After baseball, he was definitely a painting contractor and also died in Wisconsin.
In conclusion, life is a frozen cauldron of disappointments.
Carson Cistulli has published a book of aphorisms called Spirited Ejaculations of a New Enthusiast.
Because the sophisticated geometry of pesaepallo is more attractive than American dollars…
Because the sophisticated geometry of pesaepallo is more attractive than American dollars… …srallod naciremA naht evitcartta erom si ollapeasep fo yrtemoeg detacitsihpos eht esuaceB
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