Jimmy Rollins: OMG Injury!

In the tradition of Dodger rookie Rubby de la Rosa, Philadelphia shortstop Jimmy Rollins left Sunday’s game with an unexpected — and slightly embarrassing — injury.
Carson Cistulli has published a book of aphorisms called Spirited Ejaculations of a New Enthusiast.
Too much Rubby can lead to groin stain.
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