Jerry Crasnick Mounts Offensive on Peter Gammons

The words “It’s on like Donkey Kong” were not uttered expressly (not from Jerry Crasnick’s mouth, at least), but it is, most assuredly, on — and in a manner very similar to, if not precisely the same as, the aforementioned Donkey Kong.

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Entirely possible that he was trying to outdo Joe Posnanski’s “P” tweet earlier today. Is there a letter that comes before A? Don’t think so, bud.