In Honour of the Tigers, a Creepy Tiger
Notice how the writer chose to spell “honour” in the headline? That’s a sign of class, lads.
So the Tigers struck a mighty blow for Flyover Nation and those inclined to resist the tractor beam of the Yankee-Industrial Complex. In honor of those Tigers of Detroit, we present your Daguerreotype of the Evening, which is of a Tiger and is tinged with with accoutrements of base and ball. It is called — for reasons that shall soon be made clear — “The Bengal of Pederasty”:
Tigers, congratulations. Tigers fans, congratulations. Bengal of Pederasty, just stop it.
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The kid knows the end is nigh. So unfortunate.