Important Bat-Flip Coverage: Evan Gattis’ Inaugural Homer
April 3, 2013
For all of the digital ink that has been spilled this offseason with regard to Atlanta catcher/outfielder/noted cast member of 1969 film Easy Rider Evan Gattis, little has been written about the private checklist he maintains for every plate appearance, the contents of which has been recovered by our Investigative Reporting Investigation Team and reproduced below (and each particular of which we see him fulfilling in the GIF embedded here while hitting his first major-league home run tonight).
To wit:
Carson Cistulli has published a book of aphorisms called Spirited Ejaculations of a New Enthusiast.
This is better… http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=te783kqIJIQ&feature=youtube_gdata_player