Hot GIF Action: Sparky Sparks

You should know two things about tonight’s Daguerreotype of the Evening. First, it moves. Second, it contains magic. Click and witness:

We already knew of A.J. Pierzynski’s dark ways, and now we know he treats the opposing catcher’s mask like a grinder’s wheel. As such, we can safely christen him “The Blacksmith.” Which has a slightly better flow to it than “Widely Disliked Spark-Maker.”

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I’m guessing those know-it-all PC safety police in the commissioner’s office will want to remove flint catcher’s masks from the game now.