Hirsute Toronto Sluggers Get Some Hot Laser Action

If there is one thing Toronto Blue Jays sluggers Jose Bautista and Edwin Encarnacion hate, it’s ingrown hairs.

Reader Ben Rackow alerted the NotGraphs Just the Tip Line (via an email featuring a subject line the same as the title of this post, it should be noted) of these promotional videos — housed at Blue Jay Hunter’s tumblr — for IMD Laser Clinic in Toronto. In case you are at work and can’t watch the linked videos, the ads reveal the following:

• Joey Bats is “always on the run,” “always busy,” and doesn’t “have time to shave”, which is why he came to IMD Laser Clinic

• Bautista, voted “#1 All-Star in the world,” is the Blue Jays’ DH, despite playing only 17 games as DH from 2008-2012 (meanwhile, he played 108 games at 3B, 353 in RF, and even 42 games in LF in that same span)

• discomfort from laser hair-removal from one’s neck is minimal after the first day

• all the people at IMD Laser Clinic were very nice to Edwin Encarnación

• IMD Laser will not turn off the muzak while shooting low quality promo videos with Blue Jays sluggers, even when said muzak obscures what said sluggers are saying to the point of imparsibility

• the process of laser hair removal is totally grody

 

The grossness of laser hair removal approximated.