Hipster Ketchup

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July 9, 2012

Courtesy of reader Al, it’s Cleveland’s Hipster Ketchup high-fiving a fan:

Yes, I will post your mascot photos if you send them.

The glasses are pretty cool there. By next week he’ll have mustard sideburns and a relish goatee.





 

Jeremy Blachman is the author of Anonymous Lawyer, a satirical novel that should make people who didn't go to law school feel good about their life choices. Read more at McSweeney's or elsewhere. He likes e-mail.

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Robert J. Baumannmember
11 years ago

Ketchup jeans need to be skinnier…

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