Here’s the Information You Require

Here is the collection of important news necessary to be a competent speaker about world events while attending cocktail parties and intimate office affairs, such as secret fight clubs.

MLB Trade Rumors Permanently Discredited

The UN Council of Free Press announced that popular baseball transactions and rumors blog MLB Trade Rumors would be permanently barred from the international list of accredited news sources, known as LUNAN. The barring appears to be a direct result of this link, which shows MLBTR is guilty of citing four pages worth of Dayn Perry links.

Hyun-Jin Ryu Sings in a Song

ICYMI: Ryu Hyun-jin's latest song http://t.co/sg7RAzjai6 (I think he's the 3rd one that sings in the beginning??)

— Dan (@MyKBO) January 6, 2014

Fancy Baseball Cursors Help Reporters Fill “Slow News” Gaps in the Pre-Tanaka World