GIFinitions: Junkballer by Mississippi Matt Smith April 8, 2014 As in, Bronson Arroyo, junkballer extraordinaire.
The most fun you can have as a new parent after performing diaper duty is to take that tightly bundled used diaper and try to pitch it into the waiting trash can. Amazing knuckleball action. Not unlike the lightbulb leaving Arroyo’s hand.
Though the stakes are a bit higher with the used diaper. I learned that the hard way.