GIF: Robbie Grossman Would Run 500 Miles
When he wakes up…
Yea he knows he’s going to be, he’s going to be that man who makes that catch for you
When he goes out…
Yea he knows he’s going to look, he’s going to look damn sexy making that catch too
When he jumps up
Yea he knows he’s going to keep, he’s going to keep Martinez from going for two
And if you’re worried
Well you know that Robbie G, that Robbie G will have no problem pulling through
But he would run 500 miles
And he would run 500 more
Just to ram his face against the outfield fence to help preserve the score
ROBBIE GROSSMAN!
(ROBBIE GROSSMAN!)
ROBBIE GROSSMAN!
(ROBBIE GROSSMAN!)
ROBBIE GROSSMAN ROBBIE GROSSMAN LA LA LA!
ROBBIE GROSSMAN!
(ROBBIE GROSSMAN!)
ROBBIE GROSSMAN!
(ROBBIE GROSSMAN!)
ROBBIE GROSSMAN ROBBIE GROSSMAN LA LA LA!
David G. Temple is the Managing Editor of TechGraphs and a contributor to FanGraphs, NotGraphs and The Hardball Times. He hosts the award-eligible podcast Stealing Home. Dayn Perry once called him a "Bible Made of Lasers." Follow him on Twitter @davidgtemple.
DAH DA DAT DAH