GIF: King Felix and Beltre Sign (Love) Language by Eno Sarris May 22, 2012 Felix Hernandez: Why didn’t you call me? I called you. I called you like eight times. Why didn’t you call me? Adrian Beltre: I called you. Oh come on. I called you. Check your messages. I called. Hernandez: No you didn’t call me. No no no. Beltre: Man, check your phone. Must be broken. Hernandez: No way. Beltre: You know what. I also sent you a letter. Licked it all up and sent it right to you. Hernandez: Don’t make me laugh. You think I’m some silly girl. Beltre: No, I used my own spit. Sent it right to you. Lick, stamp, right with the mail carrier. Hernandez: That’s rich. Hernandez: So you think I’m hiding the letter here in my sleeves? You think I got it here with me? Beltre: Yeah you got it. Hernandez: Yeah I got your letter and I just got it right here in my shirt. Hernandez: You want to check my shirt? Check my shirt. Check it. Come look. Beltre: Felix, you’re such a drama queen. Stop it. Hernandez: You say you wrote a letter. That I got it. That I got it in my shirt. Beltre: You’re crazy man. Hernandez: COME CHECK MY SHIRT. Hernandez: You know what? I’m done. Beltre: What you mean. Hernandez: Look here. Here’s my heart. You see my heart. You slap it around a little, slap it around a little — AND THEN YOU SMACK IT TO THE GROUND AND BREAK IT. Beltre: You know what… you should get going. Someone might see this. Hernandez: MY HEART YOU SMACKED IT TO THE GROUND LIKE THIS Beltre: Yeah. Uh. I’ll call you later.