GIF: Jeurys Familia’s First Major-League Strikeout
Right-hander Jeurys Familia, 22, was ranked third overall among Mets prospects by Marc Hulet before the season. Tonight — which is to say, like, five minutes ago — he made his major-league debut, striking out Lance Berkman with a 97 mph fastball on a 3-2 count in the eighth inning of the Mets’ game against the Cardinals.
Behold, Action Footage:

Carson Cistulli has published a book of aphorisms called Spirited Ejaculations of a New Enthusiast.
Sugar would advise him to not give that ball to some Iowegian farm girl.
All joking aside, I love that film and everyone should see it.