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NOTE: If’n you look upon those barely-beclothed dancing women of the above-embeded musical video, I must here remind you these fair ladies are — most likely — your mother’s age, if not older. In fact, one may even be your very mother. Unless you are the rare elder statesman of NotGraphs.
Such is the majesty and mystery of time.
Bradley writes for FanGraphs and The Hardball Times. Follow him on Twitter @BradleyWoodrum.