Gardy Inspires Awesome T-Shirt

That Ron Gardenhire — the roll he is on! The Twins’ manager is without question this week’s leading quipsmith. First came yuks at the expense of Delmon Young, and now comes this restaurant-quality riff on the subject of The Twitter:

You can tweet that. Just tweet it. You don’t even have to write it. Just fire it through the Internet.

Aaron Gleeman promptly and rightly observed that “Just fire it through the Internet” should become a lasting thing — more specifically, a lasting t-shirt thing. First lo, then behold: It is now a t-shirt, and it is divine.

Classicists will recognize that “Just fire it through the Internet” was originally the battle cry of Diomedes, our pick to click in the Trojan War, but hosannas to Gardenhire for disinterring it in such fitting fashion.

And now a quick proofread of this post before I just fire it through the Internet!