Future All-Star Game Sites

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January 24, 2013

“Cincinnati will get baseball’s All-Star Game in 2015”
— USA TODAY

Future All-Star Game Locations:

2016: Baltimore
2017: San Diego
2018: Monterrey
2019: Northern New Jersey
2020: California Island
2021: New Beijing
2022: Old Beijing
2023: Melted North Pole
2024: LOL Tweetville
2025: Moon East
2026: Moon West
2027: !%!
2028: [unintelligible alien squawking sound #416]
2029: [unintelligible alien squawking sound #627]
2030: Miami





 

Jeremy Blachman is the author of Anonymous Lawyer, a satirical novel that should make people who didn't go to law school feel good about their life choices. Read more at McSweeney's or elsewhere. He likes e-mail.

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Randy
11 years ago

Baltimore should be Washington, D.C.

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Well-Beered Englishman
11 years ago
Reply to  Randy

I think the punchline of the article is actually that they will never choose Washington, D.C., even preferring Miami to it.

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LHomonacionale
11 years ago
Reply to  Well-Beered Englishman

It’s not exactly a showcase ballpark there.

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