Dustin Pedroia: Lizard

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July 10, 2012

Dustin Pedroia, with the quote of the week:

“I’m a lizard. I heal while I play. I’m a freak healer. I heal great.”

Two ways for this post to proceed. My first inclination: he’s a freak healer? What kinds of freaks can he heal? But that feels like slightly less fun than finding Google Images of lizards that look like Dustin Pedroia. So… presenting the Dustin Pedroia “I’m a lizard” collection:

(h/t: Baseball Think Factory)





 

Jeremy Blachman is the author of Anonymous Lawyer, a satirical novel that should make people who didn't go to law school feel good about their life choices. Read more at McSweeney's or elsewhere. He likes e-mail.

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11 years ago

why does it seem like RedSox say by far the strangest things?

Is it just because we hear about Redsox players far more often than most?

Shocking to think they had Manny, Pedroia and Papelbon all on the same team. Talk about freaks.

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