Fernando Rodney May or May Not Be Happy to See You
May 11, 2013
#Rays Rodney has a plantain tucked in his pants for team photo. That is all.
— Marc Topkin (@TBTimes_Rays) May 11, 2013
In either case, according to Rays beat reporter Marc Topkin, he really does have a plantain in his pocket.
Carson Cistulli has published a book of aphorisms called Spirited Ejaculations of a New Enthusiast.
That must have been a very ripe plantain. It looked limp.