Extry, Extry: Alfredo Aceves Either Is or Isn’t Pirate

One assumes that, all appearances to the contrary, Boston reliever Alfredo Aceves isn’t a an actual pirate. On the other hand, that’s precisely the sort of thing a pirate would want you to think.

Credit to actual member of Britain’s landed gentry, Liam Milner.





Carson Cistulli has published a book of aphorisms called Spirited Ejaculations of a New Enthusiast.

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DD
11 years ago

Obviously, such a thing as a Red Sox Poncho or Snuggie (Can’t tell which it is he’s donning) exists, so this was a conscious decision by Aceves. More power to ya, cap’n.