Deleted Audio from Most Recent Dayn Perry Podcast

As noted in the introduction to his most recent appearance on FanGraphs Audio, Dayn Perry has recently cancelled his land-line phone service so that he might more ably shoulder the financial burden of having his child educated by Catholics. That being the case, the author of this post — and host of that podcast — was compelled to call Perry on his cell phone to record that episode, which cell-phone connection afforded what’s known in the industry as “shit sound quality.”

What follows is the (deleted) audio from the beginning of the aforementioned conversation — which includes not only an even less coherent Perry than usual, but also the entire and laborious process of Perry both downloading and registering with Skype.

The reader would do well to note that the following is not intended for people who are accustomed to making good life decisions.

Perry Deleted Audio