Dale Sveum’s Nickname Is Informal Word for Testicles
November 18, 2011
New Cubs manager Dale Sveum claims that his nickname, Nuts, has “nothing to do with [his] lower half” — from which information the only obvious conclusion is that Sveum’s anatomy is constructed differently than the typical male of the species’.
Carson Cistulli has published a book of aphorisms called Spirited Ejaculations of a New Enthusiast.
He says it has nothing to do with his lower half, then he says it came from up here and points to his head. We either need more scienticians investigating this next phase of human evolution or less scienticians performing horror surgeries…
Whatever it is, it’s obvious that scienticians will be involved.