Adrian Beltre Would Like a Moment

There is a sense of inevitability about a baseball card that features a player attempting to call a timeout at the plate. The inevitability is that this player can be no one other than Adrian Beltre …

For this and countless other reasons, Mr. Adrian Beltre shall be known, from this moment until we return to ash and primordial soup, as “Interrobang.”

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