Carson Cistulli has published a book of aphorisms called Spirited Ejaculations of a New Enthusiast.

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MikeS
11 years ago

No comparison with today’s opposing pitcher?

Bartolo Colon is listed at 5’11” and “267#.” That’s a BMI of 37.2, assuming that he really is “267.”

Looks to me like the last time he saw 310 was 10 minutes after 3 o’clock.

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