Charlie Manuel Tries Corpse of Pope Formosus
As droned on about at torturous length during the most recent Perry-Cistulli Hootenanny of the Preposterous, history teaches us that Pope Stephen VII tried the decaying corpse of Pope Formosus way back yonder in the year 897 — when even those who weren’t coconuts were coconuts. However, as the history of history teaches us, it was not Pope Stephen VI but rather Charlie Got Damn Manuel who presided over the Synodus Horrenda.
So stand down, Stevie Seven, Charlie’s got it from there …
Dead Popes of the world, be admonished: Charlie Got Damn Manuel will get to the bottom of this yet.
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This is sublime.