Celebrate Cinco with Aroldis Chapman
What better way to strike a blow against French colonialism and for delicious tacos than by watching Aroldis Chapman use his fastball to ritually abuse something at the bidding of science’s most adorable pink polymer?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w8_1O89RxHc&feature=player_embedded
My only fear is that that was actual human gastric acid inside the piñata. Nonetheless: Feliz Cinco de Mayo!
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And speaking of donkeys, let the record show that it was Bray whom El Panadero Grande summoned to ease the indigestion that Senor Chapman had given him on Cinco de Mayo de 2011.