Carson Cistulli: Virus Slinger

We all know, thanks to his NotGraphs bio, that Carson Cistulli “says terrible things at The New Enthusiast.” In fact, thanks to a revelatory anecdote recently posted by Mr. Dayn Perry, we know that Carson Cistulli says ridiculous and terrible things just about any time he pleases.

What you might not know is that, via The New Enthusiast, Carson Cistulli is also infecting your computer with terrible things. AND/OR Carson Cistulli is a big old con-man, a builder of pyramid schemes, a purveyor of identity theft, a cuckolder of man-avatars and lady-avatars alike. Behold:

It could give your Internets Inter-AIDS and steal your baby’s breath.

I think I speak for several Internets when I say, Boo, Mr. Cistulli. Verily: Boo.

Hat-tippery to my colleague Karl Saffran, who would rather I not acknowledge him — which is precisely why I am doing so.