Calling It Quits

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November 30, 2012

Fireman Ed called it quits. He’s no longer… the Jets’ superfan? As much as any man in his position can ‘quit’ his unofficial role, he’s doing so, at least that’s what he’s saying. Maybe he’ll provide inspiration…

to this fan for giving up bratwurst…

…to this fan for retiring his barrel to the great barrel pen in the sky [condolences]…

…to this fan for swallowing his bedazzler…

…to this fan for finding a new religion…

…to this fan for finding a fashion sense…

…and to this fan for not scaring the crap out of us anymore.

Then again, you could chalk it all up to jealousy. Baseball doesn’t see this sort of thing that often, after all. I guess there was that guy in the Tiger suit…





 

With a phone full of pictures of pitchers' fingers, strange beers, and his two toddler sons, Eno Sarris can be found at the ballpark or a brewery most days. Read him here, writing about the A's or Giants at The Athletic, or about beer at October. Follow him on Twitter @enosarris if you can handle the sandwiches and inanity.

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TheGrandSlamwich
11 years ago

http://www.flickr.com/photos/mdoeff/268368065/

He also does Raiders games.

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