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Person
12 years ago

It appears the secessionists have succeeded only in reducing to parody the White House online petition service.

Eminor3rdMember since 2019
12 years ago
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That happened a while ago. I got all pumped about it until I realized that the petitions I signed that passed never amounted to anything. It’s no different than those placebo crosswalk buttons that literally don’t do anything but make pedestrians feel like they have control.

John Thacker
12 years ago
Reply to  Eminor3rd

What, did you sign one of the many “legalize marijuana” petitions that got totally ignored?