Cake: Milwaukee Sausage Racer

Look: A cake made to resemble one of the Brewers’ racing sausages!

On the other hand, the cake is plainly crafted as an homage to Guido, the Italian racing sausage. The problem is that Guido wears no. 3. The faux Guido made out of stupid buttercream frosting is wearing no. 1.

So nice try, “Noah.” Or should I say, “Al Qaeda.”

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Dayn, what makes you think that that is Guido the Italian Racing Sausage, rather than just a picture of some guy who’s not wearing pants?


This cake is clearly less a cake and more of a projective test. I see a boy transitioning awkwardly through adolescence running away from his ‘stupid’ parents who just ‘never understand’.