Buck Showalter’s Musical Tastes

Buck Showalter doesn’t understand today’s kids, what with their Pokemon cards and their cans of Four Loko and their breakdancing and their Jordache jeans. What he really doesn’t understand, though, is why someone can’t just sing the damn National Anthem the way the composers — John Wayne, Patrick Henry and Superman — intended …

If it makes you feel any better, Buck, know that it gets worse. So, so much worse …

(Gratitude in song: Parker Hageman)