Brian McCann Glimpses the Unthinkable

Abhorrence of Abhorrences lurking behind the potted palm, Brian McCann sees you. If it’s any consolation, Abhorrence of Abhorrences, you are absolutely as mortifying as you think you are. At least to the quaking likes of Brian McCann …

Know this, Brian McCann: whatever you have seen is absolutely not as scared of you as you are of it.

(Thanks to MockSession for the initial image and, thus, the walking tour of the abyss.)

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Mr. Observant
Mr. Observant

Not to worry, Dayn – the horrified look on McCann’s face is just the result of him hearing Fredi Gonzalez say Nathan Hale is a limp-wristed nancy boy. McCann knows what to do now…