Breaking Down 2013’s Top 100 Prospects

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January 30, 2013

Breaking down MLB.com’s recently released list…

HUMAN… 94
ALIEN… 6

GENETICALLY MALE… 92
GENETICALLY FEMALE… 8

THINKING… 64
FEELING… 36

ANIMAL… 73
VEGETABLE… 26
MINERAL… 1

TASTES GREAT… 72
LESS FILLING… 28

CARNIVORE… 41
HERBIVORE… 18
OMNIVORE… 41

ROCK… 30
PAPER… 37
SCISSORS… 33

EENIE… 19
MEENIE… 23
MINEY… 56
MO… 2

YOUNG… 99
OLT… 1





 

Jeremy Blachman is the author of Anonymous Lawyer, a satirical novel that should make people who didn't go to law school feel good about their life choices. Read more at McSweeney's or elsewhere. He likes e-mail.

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Carl Mays
11 years ago

Safe to assume Trevor Bauer is one of the aliens?

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