Born To Be Ballplayers

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March 19, 2014

Presenting… the ballplayers born (or at least named) to excel at certain baseball statistics:

CHRis Iannetta
CHRis Davis
CHRis Carter
CHRis B. Young
KHRis Davis

Julio TehERAn
ERAsmo Ramirez
Drew PomERAnz
Joel PERAlta
Kelvin HerrERA

Jacoby EllSBury

Drew StuBBs
BoBBy Abreu

Chris DenoRFia

Kohl SteWARt
Jason HeyWARd

Patrick CoRBIn (unfortunately for his ERA)





 

Jeremy Blachman is the author of Anonymous Lawyer, a satirical novel that should make people who didn't go to law school feel good about their life choices. Read more at McSweeney's or elsewhere. He likes e-mail.

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Grant Balfour
10 years ago

@#$#%! Notgraphs!!

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