Born To Be Ballplayers
Presenting… the ballplayers born (or at least named) to excel at certain baseball statistics:
CHRis Iannetta
CHRis Davis
CHRis Carter
CHRis B. Young
KHRis Davis
Julio TehERAn
ERAsmo Ramirez
Drew PomERAnz
Joel PERAlta
Kelvin HerrERA
Jacoby EllSBury
Drew StuBBs
BoBBy Abreu
Chris DenoRFia
Kohl SteWARt
Jason HeyWARd
Patrick CoRBIn (unfortunately for his ERA)
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