Bob Uecker Has a Joke About Kauffman Stadium

It’s possible that what Bob Uecker has about Kauffman Stadium is not, in fact, a joke, but rather a witticism. If not a witticism, there’s the off chance that what he has, instead, is either a sally or a bon mot.

Those are all fine. Whatever you do, though, don’t believe anyone who says that what Bob Uecker has about Kauffman Stadium is a quip. It’s not a quip, goddammit. Bob Uecker is better than that.

From WTMJ Radio’s broadcast of Wednesday’s Brewers-Royals game at Kansas City’s Kauffman Stadium:
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Carson Cistulli has published a book of aphorisms called Spirited Ejaculations of a New Enthusiast.

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10 years ago

I do believe that this is the first time anything Ueck said has been labeled a bon mot. When Ueck hears bon mot, he immediately thinks of banging his high school sweetheart, Maureen.