Billy the Marlin Is Rather Gauche

For as long as anyone can remember, Billy the Marlin has been the standard bearer for men’s fashion. However, as you will soon see, this is no longer the case. Bear chagrined witness:

The billowy moo moo of a shirt; the black clod-hoppers wedged onto his stupefied, bloated fish feet; the desecrating Zubaz pants — they add up to the clowning of a once-proud fish-man. Based on appearances — and nothing should ever be based on anything but appearances — we are forced to assume that Billy the Marlin is now an asshole who needs angioplasty.

This has been your Daguerreotype of the Evening.

(Thanks or something like it to Eye on Baseball)