Best Marco Scutaro Tweets (From Fans of His Former Teams and/or Phil Collins)
Man, the Blue Jays could really use a guy like Marco Scutaro. *douses self in gasoline*
— Steve Dangle Glynn (@Steve_Dangle) October 23, 2012
Marco Scutaro… why don’t the Red Sox get guys like that? Doh!
— Andy Moore (@moorezilla) October 23, 2012
Marco Scutaro NLCS MVP…a guy who the Mets waived…and replaced with the likes of Kaz Matsui and Luis Castillo #MetProblems
— Dan Yoo (@YooHateMe) October 23, 2012
Territorial rights, Marco Scutaro chants and now MC Hammer? What won’t the Giants take from the A’s?
— Ann Killion (@annkillion) October 22, 2012
Good thing the #NYM didnt hold onto #MarcoScutaro y would they need an IF with a .276 career avg when they could pay L.Castillo 16mil #SMH
— Chris DuPrau (@thedupes1) October 23, 2012
Whenever I hear the name #MarcoScutaro I sing #Sussidio by #PhilCollins to myself. Sc Sc Scutaroooooooooo. Right?
— Joel MG (@TheJoelMG) October 23, 2012
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The Red Sox are pathologically incapable of retaining any shortstop that I like. I wasn’t even all that enamored of Scutaro, other than that he has a nickname that ends with a T, and for some reason I like those, but my love for Alex Gonzalez is pure and true, O-Cab was better than Renteria in 2005 and better than Lugo in 2007-2009, and the only thing I am displeased with about the acquisition of John Farrell is that they had to give up Mike Aviles, Hypnotist of Ladies, in order to get him.