Behold: Smurfburg!

In keeping with the prevailing NotGraphs winds on this Monday, it’s only appropriate that your Daguerreotype of the Evening capture the gentle social mockeries of which the Skull-and-Bones Man is so fond. And so it is that we encounter these young Washington Nationals neophytes dressed up like the small, blue habitues of every child’s favorite Jonestown analogue …

As ‘Duk helpfully notes, that’s Rosin Bag Jesus Stephen Strasburg as philosopher-king Papa Smurf and that’s catcher Wilson Ramos as Smurfette, who, logic suggests, is charged with servicing the entire colony.