Baseball Spider Is Handsome, Alluring
I normally make a point to avoid spiders, mostly because I have it on good authority that they want to kill me. But this spider?
This spider is different. This spider could knock on the oaken door of my boudoir, and I would open it and, while wearing something uncomplicated, invite him in to ravage me. Baseball Spider, I would say, do with me what you will. Go Twins, I would also say.
(Image and underlying genius courtesy of 365 Spider)
Handsome Dayn Perry can be found making love to the reader at CBSSports.com's Eye on Baseball. He is available for all your Twitter needs.
Too bad that’s not an actual product, because I’d consider buying it.