Baseball, By Yahoo Answers

Yahoo! Answers is probably the best thing about the internet, and certainly the best place to go to get a good gauge on the hottest topics in baseball.  Just quickly dipping into the ether is an immediately gratifying experience, but I would also like to encourage you to proceed with a certain degree of caution, and to echo the sentiment of the opening words of American Psycho: “Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here.”  Now, just a few of the many questions posed, all in the last 24 hours:

Who is the quintessential replacement player?

Why is Yuniesky Betancourt considered a terrible player?

If you have ordered “wholesale jerseys” from japan how was your experience?

I need a Video of Mike Schmidt on the Internet?

What do you need to be able to do to make a small high school team like Troy, OH with a pop. of 25,000?

How would you persuade a cubs fan that the cardinals are a far superior team? 

How much would a Louis Tiant singed baseball be worth? 

What are my chances of making it to the MLB? 

What do you say to old ladies when you see them at a baseball game? 

Why do most players steal a lot fewer bases as they approach and pass 30 years old?

Ah Bartleby! Ah Humanity!