Bartolo Colon is a Pillow

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February 13, 2014

Colon

In other words:

At least Harvey’s fall will be quite cushioned.





 

Jeremy Blachman is the author of Anonymous Lawyer, a satirical novel that should make people who didn't go to law school feel good about their life choices. Read more at McSweeney's or elsewhere. He likes e-mail.

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AlexandertheMeh
10 years ago

John and Thomas Knoll, the creators of photoshop – “If only we had known, we should have become watchmakers.”

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