Bartolo Colon is a Pillow
In other words:
At least Harvey’s fall will be quite cushioned.
Jeremy Blachman is the author of Anonymous Lawyer, a satirical novel that should make people who didn't go to law school feel good about their life choices. Read more at McSweeney's or elsewhere. He likes e-mail.
John and Thomas Knoll, the creators of photoshop – “If only we had known, we should have become watchmakers.”