Balls Against Humanity

Sadly, the offseason is winding down, and soon enough it’ll be back to the drudgery of actual baseball. But before that happens, let’s take a minute to review the action of the last few months, with the help of Balls Against Humanity — the new game with the stupid name, that promises fun for your whole family! (Provided you have a family of perverts.)

Rules: Balls Against Humanity is exactly the same as the conveniently copyright-free game Cards Against Humanity — only, it’s all about baseball. So, just choose the card from your “hand” that best fits each prompt!

Commence!

The Yankees spent $155 million to bring ___ over from Japan.

Torii Hunter was photographed kissing ___.

On February 6, baseball mourned the death of ___.

Clayton Kershaw received ___ from the Los Angeles Dodgers.

In his first year of eligibility, Greg Maddux entered ___.

Livan Hernandez recently announced his ___.

During a winter storm in Atlanta, Chipper Jones rescued Freddie Freeman from ___.

Prince Fielder was traded to the Rangers for ___.

Doctors discovered ___ in Mike Minor’s urethra.