Bad Fantasy Team Names Of The Future

One Twomey-ny

Love Grove

Addison And Subtraction

Wacha-Wacha!

Lucas Sims Life

The Royal Tissenbaums

Appels And Oranges

Correa-lation and Dependence

Winker’s Wankers

Smoral Of The Story

Baltz Deep

Sharkey Week

The Buxton Babes

Almora Me To Love

Max Fried Chicken

Mysterious Rash

Andrew Pullin’ Out

Save Buehler

Schotts! Schotts! Schotts, Schotts, Schotts!

The Buttery Butt-reys

Damien Magnifico

Melchionda And The Infinite Sadness

The Goree Murders

Goody-Goody

Pig Ott

I’m Stumpf’d

How Am I Not My Derek Self?

Zebulon Sneed





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dockmarm
11 years ago

South Correa

A Bridge Profar

Yelich Submarine

Grand Mal Szczur

dockmarm
11 years ago
Reply to  dockmarm

Of course, if I’d been thinking, I would have come up with:

Grandal Szczur

kdm628496
11 years ago
Reply to  dockmarm

You’re Gonna Profar, Kid (my ottoneu team name of RIGHT NOW)