Bad Fantasy Team Names Of The Future
One Twomey-ny
Love Grove
Addison And Subtraction
Wacha-Wacha!
Lucas Sims Life
The Royal Tissenbaums
Appels And Oranges
Correa-lation and Dependence
Winker’s Wankers
Smoral Of The Story
Baltz Deep
Sharkey Week
The Buxton Babes
Almora Me To Love
Max Fried Chicken
Mysterious Rash
Andrew Pullin’ Out
Save Buehler
Schotts! Schotts! Schotts, Schotts, Schotts!
The Buttery Butt-reys
Damien Magnifico
Melchionda And The Infinite Sadness
The Goree Murders
Goody-Goody
Pig Ott
I’m Stumpf’d
How Am I Not My Derek Self?
Zebulon Sneed
Summer Anne Burton is a writer and illustrator living in Austin, Texas. She is drawing pictures of Every Hall of Famer.
South Correa
A Bridge Profar
Yelich Submarine
Grand Mal Szczur
Of course, if I’d been thinking, I would have come up with:
Grandal Szczur
You’re Gonna Profar, Kid (my ottoneu team name of RIGHT NOW)