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Shut Down For The Season, Marlins Look Forward

FLORIDA– After a three-game sweep by the hapless New York Mets this weekend, the Marlins have been reduced to spectators for the remainder of the season. The entire team was shut down after their 3-2 ninth-inning loss to the Mets on Sunday.

“Essentially, we do the same thing we did before, it’s just that we don’t actually play the games,” outfielder Bryan Petersen said.

“It’s tough, it’s really tough,” said third baseman Gil Velazquez. “You get into a routine and your body knows when it’s ready to go. I’m not too used to sitting and watching. It’s kind of hard to watch the other team come to bat and play the field, and know that we’re just going to sit in the dugout and do nothing while they run around the bases.”

The team, due to its lousy record and general hopelessness, has also been pre-emptively shut down for 2013. “We could have planned to go out there in April, just to see what would happen,” said catcher Rob Brantly, “but it’s fairly obvious what the result would be, so we’ve decided to just pack it in and let the other teams win by default. We are, however, totally stoked to come back fresh and rejuvenated in 2014. Or maybe 2015.”

Reliever Ryan Webb is already thinking about 2016. He’ll go to the Arizona Fall League to begin his offseason training. Then the Arizona Winter League, the Arizona Spring League, the Arizona Summer League, and then then whole cycle again, four and a half times before getting back onto a major league field a few weeks after his 30th birthday. Part of his training will involve watching video of the Marlins’s 2012 season, a task no one would look forward to.

“The smell is always there,” Webb said of fall. “It gets ingrained in you after doing it for so long. But I’m OK. I’ll be back. We all will. And maybe the hunger to win will overcome our pretty obvious lack of ability.”

Manager Ozzie Guillen could not be reached for comment.


Ask NotGraphs (#27)

Dear NotGraphs,

Back in spring training I made a bet with an obnoxious Yankee fan friend of mine. [ed. note: is there any other kind?] If the Yankees win 98 games or more, he designs a t-shirt for me that I have to wear to work. If they win less than 98, I design the shirt, and he wears it.

It is now obvious at this point in the season that I am going to win the bet.

What should the shirt say? It has to be be safe for work, but other than that, anything goes.

Keep in mind, this guy is the most obnoxious Yankees fan you’ve ever met. One of those guys who thinks Derek Jeter is God’s son, and calls Alex Rodriguez A-Fraud. He talks about “True Yankees” on a daily basis, and frequently states with complete confidence that Scott Brosius was a better 3rd baseman than Rodriguez. He talks about Felix Hernandez as a Triple-A prospect for New York. He even says that the Yanks are entitled to Hernandez, without any sense of how ridiculous he sounds. He honestly thinks someone in Kansas City spiked Robbie Cano’s Gatorade during this year’s Home Run Derby to prevent him from hitting any bombs. He believes Derek Jeter is “clutch” because of something that happened in 1998, and believes that all of Rodriguez’s RBI have come in games that the Yankees were already winning. He does not believe the two MVP awards that A-Rod won (and the 2009 playoffs in which he carried the team) matter in the least. He thinks every position player in New York is intrinsically better than all players from anywhere else, except Rodriguez, who he believes is a terrible baseball player, and always was. Earlier this year Carl Pavano beat the Yanks, and I texted him something humorous about it. He cursed me out and wouldn’t talk to me for a week. The guy knows very little about other baseball teams, even within the same division. He is very knowledgeable about the Yankees’ day-to-day moves, but, for example, did not know which league the A’s were in. Imagine the most stereotypical Yankees fan with all the obnoxious traits you can imagine. That’s him.

He is a good friend, but I am relishing the easy win I have on this bet. He was willing to bet on 106 wins, but I lowered it to 98 just to tick him off. They will be lucky to win 90 if you ask me.

Here are some of the ideas I have. I’m not especially happy with any of them, so I’d like some help.

“Derek Jeter is on Roids.”

“Alex Rodriguez is a better shortstop than Derek Jeter.”

“I have tremendous personal fondness for Josh Beckett.”

“Derek Jeter and Mariano Rivera choked in ’01, ’03 and ’04.”

Thanks,
Sean

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Ask NotGraphs (#26)

Dear NotGraphs,

Curses upon my father for bestowing upon me Mets fandom, with the Yankees in the very same city! I bite my thumb at thee! Alas, I cannot assuage my love for the New York Metropolitans, despite a lifetime of gifts consisting of hopelessness—a la my formative years of the early 90s—or the even more painful act of granting hope before ripping it out of my hands to beat me with while I whimper pathetically on the floor—a la falling to the Evil Empire in the 2000 World Series. It appears as though yet another season will pass without glory for the Mets, this time with the ironically malevolent gift of hopelessness to start the season, then the slow granting of hope through spring and early summer, then, when I finally felt genuine belief, tearing the hope away from me, this time not even needing to beat me with it, merely content to watch me writhe on the ground and laugh maniacally.

I do not seek asylum to cheer for another team. No, I have acquiesced to my fate. For I have found the glory of rotisserie baseball, and my team sits atop the standings with over 1,000 dollars of prize money on the line! My question for you, NotGraphs, is when, if ever, does it become acceptable to cheer against my woefully beloved Mets in order to see my own chances at winning my league increase? Teams within striking distance will benefit from David Wright’s, Frank Francisco’s, Jordany Valdespin’s, and—lo!—even Jason Bay’s production as the season draws to a close.

My New York Mets still have a non-zero chance of contending, but any realistic prediction would leave them out of the playoffs. What does one strikeout here, one blown save there really harm my Metsies? But those very same strikeouts and blown saves could lead to my own personal glory! Is it wrong when my feeble heart jumps with glee to see Chase Utley of the damnable Phillies hit a home run, or to feel a hint of smile approach my lips when Josh Thole fails, yet again, to drive in a runner from third with less than two outs? After all, I have no say in the operation and performance of the Mets. Their successes are not my successes, and their failures are not my failures. And, perhaps more or perhaps less importantly, no meaningful successes are even possible for the Mets this season. My rotisserie team, however, is of my own creation, a product of my own mind and intelligence, so how can it be wrong for me to feel pleasure in its success? It is far more rational to feel joy, even to feel pain, on behalf of my own doings. But a part of me still questions the validity of those feelings.

Desperately seeking guidance,
John Cusack

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Q&A: Andy Johnson, College Pitcher who had Tommy John Surgery (Part 2)

Yesterday I posted Part 1 of this Q&A with Andy Johnson, a Bradley University reliever who is recovering from Tommy John surgery. This is part 2. Out of 2. Or 6. No, I’m kidding. Just 2.

Have you been able to reach out to any others who’ve had the surgery and compared your experiences? More generally, are there ways for college players to reach out to major leaguers who’ve shared their experiences? Ballplayers, especially in the past couple of years with the rise of Twitter, seem far more accessible than they used to be — but I’m not sure that actually means anything substantive for the ability to reach out and find someone willing to talk.

The cool thing about the surgery is that it’s kind of a brotherhood. If you have the zipper on the inside of your elbow, there’s a talking point right there. I had a friend at Rutgers, Nathaniel Roe, who had TJS just a couple weeks before me and we texted each other a lot wondering where the other was at and how each other was feeling.

During the summer, I interned with the Peoria Chiefs and they had a Cubs pitcher rehabbing with them, Justin Berg, and I was able to chat with him a few times during the season. He’s a real positive guy and even after a rough outing, he knew he was getting better and that helped me keep my attitude up.

Another close friend and coach of mine is Terry Steinbach. He had played with guys who had Tommy John and he told me that it takes time. It might not all be back after a year but give it 18 months and that’s when I’ll see the zip on the ball and feel normal again.

Twitter has actually got me in contact with Brian Duensing. While he was at Nebraska he went through a similar process and I’ve exchanged a few tweets with him. With only 140 characters it’s hard to get a lot out of him but when I asked him questions, it seemed like he went through a lot of the same stuff.

How have you balanced the surgery and rehab with life as a college student more generally? Do you feel more like a student, or a professional ballplayer– how much of a typical week is spent on baseball-related activities, and has that changed with the surgery, and since you haven’t been pitching, have you been able to have a life closer to that of a typical college student, or is there still a lot of rehab and baseball-related activity?

Being a student-athlete is tough. Going to class everyday with homework and tests can be tough enough but throw in practice, games, workouts and rehab and it can get to be a lot.

In a typical week I probably spend 25 hours or so on baseball activities during the season. We have practice for a few hours and weight lifting two or three times a week for about an hour each. Then my rehab takes about four hours a week with all that I do.

In the athletic training room, I work on forearms, rotator cuff, use the hot tub to get loose and the cold tub to rejuvenate.

With surgery came more time dedicated to baseball but even without injury we’re all able to enjoy the life of a college kid. On weekends, we can go out and have fun with friends and blow off some steam. As much as it seems like a chore sometimes, I couldn’t imagine not being a student-athlete…it’d be too boring.

One last thought:

The surgery process has really changed my mindset on life after baseball. I used to think I’d play pro ball and make enough money to retire and never look back. Boy, I couldn’t have been more wrong. Such a small percentage of players are ever able to do that.

I read the book Moneyball during my freshman year and it opened my eyes to the other side of baseball, which I fell in love with. Ever since, I have tried to get my hands on any book or article dealing with the business side of baseball or how to improve the game. I loved The Extra 2% and Baseball Prospectus’s Baseball Between the Numbers and Extra Innings and I read FanGraphs everyday trying to learn something new.

My goal after I am done playing is to get into the baseball operations department for a Major League team. I think that side can be just as fun as playing and it keeps me in the game longer.

For anybody who has had Tommy John or has it in the future, remember it is a great time to learn about the game. It’s when you think you know it all and then it comes crashing down that you are always learning.


Q&A: Andy Johnson, College Pitcher who had Tommy John Surgery (Part 1)

Last month, I stumbled across (and posted about) the Pitcher’s Duel blog, written by two college students / baseball fans, one a college pitcher at Bradley University named Andy Johnson who recently had Tommy John surgery. I thought the perspective of an aspiring professional ballplayer trying to come back from major injury was an interesting one (and one I’m not sure we get to read about very often), so I asked Andy if he’d be willing to do a Q&A for the site.

It’s long, so I’ve split it up into two parts. This is part one. (Part two tomorrow.) Huge thanks to Andy for taking the time to answer my long-winded, multi-part questions.

Before the injury that led to the surgery, had you experienced arm pain before? What does the typical soreness following a start feel like, and how did this pain compare? Did you know immediately that there might be something seriously wrong, or was it only because the pain kept coming back that you had a doctor take a look?

Before the injury, I really never had elbow pain before. It started in the fall of 2010 following my freshman year but I didn’t think it was anything to worry about. The pain started in my forearm and as the year went on, it crept into my elbow.

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Ask NotGraphs (#25)

Dear Mr. Graphs,

I just woke up from a frankly disturbing dream. I was watching a Tigers-Royals game from behind the plate. The Royals were up, and Kelvin Herrera was the batter. He took a big swing, and I thought I heard the sound of a foul ball. But when I looked back, Herrera’s right knee had completely exploded, with horrifically jagged shards of bone sticking out in every direction. And to make matters worse, it was strike 3. Needless to say, everyone was a bit disturbed at the sight.

What could this dream mean? Was this a premonition?

Sleepless, but not in Seattle,
Big Daddy V

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Great Moments in Bobby Valentine History

Valentine explaining how he invented the wrap sandwich:


YOUTUBE: The 2001 World Series

Unearthed from YouTube, FOX’s 2001 World Series intro, remembering 9/11.


Mustache Watch: Keith Hernandez

Breaking mustache news in The New York Times last week:

Keith Hernandez’s mustache has rarely left its perch below his nose in his adult life. It is the thicker, longer cousin to his eyebrows, the hirsute geometric center of his face. His mustache is an entity and a signature. After years of renown, it was voted the top sports mustache of all time in a survey by the American Mustache Institute in 2007.

But now, the Hernandez mustache might have a month of life left in it.

Having been dropped as a Just For Men spokesman, Hernandez is thinking about shaving his mustache. In other news, The New York Times sports section is really desperate for stories.

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Josh Donaldson

On June 13, when Josh Donaldson was sent down, his line was an astonishing .153/.160/.235. In exactly 100 plate appearances, he had 1 walk, and that was in that final June 13 game. He had 1 home run, 7 RBI, and a total of 6 extra-base hits.

He has played 19 games since getting called back up in the middle of August. His line now stands at .231/.268/.408, which, of course, is nothing to get incredibly excited about.

But that means that since getting called up, in 79 plate appearances (through Monday’s games), he’s at .338/.405/.648. What has happened to Josh Donaldson, and, more important, why haven’t I activated him out of the farm system of my Scoresheet team??