Both the present author and Brewers reliever John Axford are professionals in their respective fields. As a result, any and all conversations conducted between them are, by definition, professional conversations.
Like this one, for example, conducted minutes ago in the Brewers clubhouse and largely concerning foreign film:
Totally Professional with John Axford
Carson Cistulli has published a book of aphorisms called Spirited Ejaculations of a New Enthusiast.