Attend Oakland Games for Mostly Free in April, Seems Like

Heartbreaking update:

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OAK

The author, who has spent portions of his life eating little more than vegetable soup and also other kinds of vegetable soup, understands entirely that $16 is different than $0. However, it’s also demonstrably the case that $16 for seven Oakland Athletics baseball games is mostly as close to $0 as baseball tickets will ever get again in all our lives.

Click this hyperlinked text to take advantage of this offer, which might also be just an internet virus accidentally.

Credit to Facebook friend 4eva (until one of us dies) Ian Miller.





Carson Cistulli has published a book of aphorisms called Spirited Ejaculations of a New Enthusiast.

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Dan Rozenson
9 years ago

Insert market inefficiency joke here.